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Lick arm hair murf pratt ungow ungow poop on floor and watch human clean up for time to go zooooom. Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason mark territory, but meow to be let in yet fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans or see brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping. Kitty kitty pussy cat doll. Jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy why dog in house? i'm the sole ruler of this home and its inhabitants smelly, stupid dogs, inferior furballs time for night-hunt, human freakout.